{"id":1350,"date":"2011-06-21T16:13:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T21:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/?p=1350"},"modified":"2013-04-29T09:52:44","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T14:52:44","slug":"007-doesnt-sell-computers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/?p=1350","title":{"rendered":"007 Doesn&#8217;t Sell Computers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hilarious, though fictional, was <a href=\"http:\/\/scoopertino.com\/exposed-the-imac-disaster-that-almost-was\/\">this letter<\/a> from Sean Connery to Steve\u00c2\u00a0Jobs released this morning on Scoopertino. Honestly, I hadn&#8217;t heard of this site before today. I&#8217;m a huge fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\"> The Onion<\/a>, so this is a great find.<\/p>\n<p>If you enjoy reading <a href=\"http:\/\/scoopertino.com\/exposed-the-imac-disaster-that-almost-was\/\">&#8220;EXPOSED: The iMac disaster that almost was&#8221;<\/a> then go back and read some of the other articles. My favorite is, <a href=\"http:\/\/scoopertino.com\/bill_gates_predicts_apple_rapture_all_macs_to_explode_in_2012\/\">&#8220;Bill Gates predicts &#8220;Apple Rapture&#8221;: all Mac to explode in 2012.&#8221;<\/a> In light of the impending disaster, their marketing campaign will be, &#8220;the computer you can live with.&#8221; Nice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilarious, though fictional, was this letter from Sean Connery to Steve\u00c2\u00a0Jobs released this morning on Scoopertino. Honestly, I hadn&#8217;t heard of this site before today. I&#8217;m a huge fan of The Onion, so this is a great find. If you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/?p=1350\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2692,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions\/2692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splasmata.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}